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Romantic Writer - November 2010

So Much for Romance

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Pick up Lines for today.

Guy: your parents must have been plumbers. Girl: oh yeah, why is that? Guy: because you are the $#! *!!!

Guy: Can I have a picture of you? Girl: For what?? Guy: so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas.



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November 17th 2010 @ 12:41

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November 15th 2010 @ 15:35

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What is wrong with teachers?

What is wrong with some teachers?? My "daughters" teacher called me the other night and said that my "son" is having trouble in his class....that's right he said son. He also said that "he" could pick up a class packet that can be completed that will help bring up "his" grade. This was left on my voice mail. I thought WOW how can he mistake my daughter as a "he" her name is KRISTIN and she by no means looks like a guy. It just makes me think, what kind of teacher does not know sho is students are????
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November 10th 2010 @ 12:49

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Family Humor

This young man wants to date my daughter, he has been over a couple of times and he seems like an okay guy. Well I noticed while at the eating table he starts hacking and coughing...mmmm I think to myself, So I look at him and say "is that a smokers cough that I am hearing?" He looks at me and says "What?" So, I say "what kind of cigarettes do you smoke." He then tells me his brand. I appreciate his honesty at the least.

The next time this young man comes over to our house. My daughter asked him if he would like something to drink, he says sure, I'll take a soda. When he gets the can of soda he taps the top of the tab (like people do before drinking beer) so I think to myself...mmmm. We have a smoker and a drinker on our hands. So I just say outloud ..you just tapped that can like you are tapping a beer


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November 9th 2010 @ 16:50

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How about a cup of Jokes??

Please join me with everyday humor, in a world full of drama one must learn to laugh, smile and make the best of each day!

Hello, Share your jokes here or find new ones if you would like


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November 9th 2010 @ 16:32

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